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Esquire: How to Drink on an Airplane.

… let’s say you have a window seat, if only because it’s nicer that way. The window seat is the preferred drinking seat. You have a view. And drinking with a view makes your inebriation seem expansive. Which is helpful when you’re crammed into an airplane seat.” WINDOW seat? Anyone got a spare catheter?

08/09/10 • 11:35 AM • Travel • (2) Comments

Comments:

I prefer the window seat because you then do not have to get up 10 times per 4-hr flight because the fat people next to you have to use the bathroom (again).

If you are in an aisle seat, you get bumped 100 times per flight by the lard-asses who can’t walk to the bathroom without swinging their asses into your face.

Posted by Cameron Barrett on 08/09/10 at 01:23 PM

I always preferred aisles.  I could stretch one leg out.

Posted by Garret P Vreeland on 08/09/10 at 03:34 PM

 

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